I’m pretty sure I have a guitar face when I’m icing a cake.
“Think I’ll sleep in my clothes on the floor” — J. Mayer
“Trauma medicine is the science of snatching poor decision makers from the jaws of evolution.” — Unknown
Somehow my tattoo made it to tumblr before I did
“Contemplate the similarity between the phrases “being patient” and “being a patient.” — Goodwin & Jamison
“Introspective thinking may occur with the person experiencing personal revelations about himself or herself, the truth of the universe, or other bizarre thoughts.” — Ignatavicius & Workman (a description of a lysergic acid diethylamide experience)
Rainbow-colored roses
Ich kann Feuer machen ohne Streichhölzer oder Feuerzeug (just a side note: it never ceases to fail me)
“Try not to hate the rest of the world as they go about their business; remember, it’s you who’s the freak.” — The Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down
“Love is: a hot shower where your skin never prunes.” — J. Mayer