Infarction is irreversible!
The atria merely quiver in fibrillation. — Ignatavicius & Workman (A description of atrial fibrillation)
Don’t worry! From the light’s point of view, home and your eye are in the same place, and the journey takes no time at all! Relativity saves the day again — xkcd
You’re not the perfect hand, but I don’t hit on nineteen. — J. Mayer