Consistent Inconsistencies

My boyfriend and I went to a George Watsky concert; this...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 18:16:11 -0500

My boyfriend and I went to a George Watsky concert; this happened. 11/11/2012

"Don’t fall asleep yet, contrary to popular belief that’s not where dreams get..."

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 04:05:06 -0400

“Don’t fall asleep yet, contrary to popular belief that’s not where dreams get accomplished.”

- G. Watsky

"Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth, babe."

Mon, 07 May 2012 02:46:00 -0400

“Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth, babe.”

- J. Kilcher

Bianchi Metropoli Acera Dama

Mon, 07 May 2012 02:34:34 -0400

Bianchi Metropoli Acera Dama

Bianchi Via Nirone 7 Dama Sora

Mon, 07 May 2012 02:30:20 -0400

Bianchi Via Nirone 7 Dama Sora

Photo

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 21:01:13 -0400

The photographer spotted in his natural habitat.

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 13:47:24 -0500

The photographer spotted in his natural habitat.

Once upon a time on the planet somewhere, a boombastic beat was born...Let's call her HIP HOP..

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:55:47 -0500

So when did you fall in love with HIP HOP?

Unknown

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:34:44 -0500

This particular entry is one that I found written in the Notes of my phone. I don’t remember a single detail of where it came from nor do I remember typing it in. Also, I have been searching the internet for places it may have come from, but so far the search hasn’t produced a single valid source. I try to repeat a few lines to myself now and then to perhaps jump-start my memory, but I can’t seem to remember where I heard or saw this quote. Regardless, it is a good one and here it is:

“Why do we question everything that is good? Like we don’t know there will be bad times? There will be. You will get tired of each other and you will fight with each other and stuff like that, sure, that will happen. If you think you will be better prepared for the weirdness of relationships by having many, many relationships then do it. if you are thinking you will resent somebody because they didn’t let you experience other people, your thinking is dead wrong. True love makes you free, it never ties you down. True love is confidence to where a man can say, “I’ll give you everything in my soul, the good times, the bad times, and I will experience everything you give me, the love, the hate, the uncertainty…and if you think you can find that somewhere else, go ahead and look because I want you to be happy.” Love is unafraid, ya may get some playa tell you otherwise, but see how long he lasts.”

"This requires much delicacy and coolness on the part of the surgeon."

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:09:37 -0500

“This requires much delicacy and coolness on the part of the surgeon.”

- The International Encyclopedia of Surgery: A Systematic Treatise on the Theory and Practice of Surgery Vol. 5

I’m pretty sure I have a guitar face when I’m icing a cake.

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 03:18:38 -0500

I’m pretty sure I have a guitar face when I’m icing a cake.

"Think I’ll sleep in my clothes on the floor"

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:48:00 -0400

“Think I’ll sleep in my clothes on the floor”

- J. Mayer

"Trauma medicine is the science of snatching poor decision makers from the jaws of evolution."

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 12:42:37 -0400

““Trauma medicine is the science of snatching poor decision makers from the jaws of evolution.””

- Unknown

Somehow my tattoo made it to tumblr before I did

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:16:02 -0400

Somehow my tattoo made it to tumblr before I did

"Contemplate the similarity between the phrases “being patient” and “being a..."

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 11:20:30 -0400

“Contemplate the similarity between the phrases “being patient” and “being a patient.””

- Goodwin & Jamison

"Introspective thinking may occur with the person experiencing personal revelations about himself or..."

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 00:06:48 -0400

“Introspective thinking may occur with the person experiencing personal revelations about himself or herself, the truth of the universe, or other bizarre thoughts.”

- Ignatavicius & Workman (a description of a lysergic acid diethylamide experience)

Rainbow-colored roses

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 17:45:16 -0400

Rainbow-colored roses

My German pick-up line

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 17:42:44 -0400

Ich kann Feuer machen ohne Streichhölzer oder Feuerzeug (just a side note: it never ceases to fail me)

"Try not to hate the rest of the world as they go about their business; remember, it’s you..."

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 03:10:20 -0400

“Try not to hate the rest of the world as they go about their business; remember, it’s you who’s the freak.”

- The Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down

"Love is: a hot shower where your skin never prunes."

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 03:06:00 -0400

“Love is: a hot shower where your skin never prunes.”

- J. Mayer